“Dialysize” (a love rap for dialysis patients with kidney failure)


Hello Ladies! Hi Dr. G!! It ain’t so bad to dialysize…dialysize….dialysize
It ain’t so bad to dialysize. You never knew me out in the neighborhood But you will now, cuz you don’t pee so good
You can’t explain it, ain’t feeling right Got no energy or appetite
Well it don’t seem fair, what kind of trial is this? It’s your life; welcome to dialysis!
I’m here to help you, keep you feeling nice So listen up and follow my advice I am Dr Greenfield with the machine
Going to hook you up and wash your blood clean It ain’t so bad to dialysize…dialysize….dialysize I am Dr Greenfield with the machine
Going to hook you up and wash your blood clean It ain’t so bad to dialysize…dialysize….dialysize Avoid fruit, no overeating
Watch your potassium or your heart’ll stop beating No milk, no cheese, no frijoles,
And don’t bother to ask for no Tylenol 3’s Take your meds, don’t deviate
We don’t want your bones to disintegrate Come on time, and don’t be surly
And NO, you cannot come off early! Hey! I told you don’t eat salt
Can’t breathe now? Guess whose fault? And skipping treatment you think that’s fun?
You know that’s going to end with 911 A few others things I almost forgot
The cramps, the itching, and the shunt can clot One good thing: there’s time for sleeping
Except every five minutes an alarm starts beeping. I am Dr Greenfield with the machine
Going to hook you up and wash your blood clean It ain’t so bad to dialysize…dialysize….dialysize I am Dr Greenfield with the machine
Going to hook you up and wash your blood clean It ain’t so bad to dialysize…dialysize….dialysize It’s not just me, but my whole team
Here for you at this dialysis scene And keep in mind while I stand above you
I’m only here cuz I really love you. So follow my word and it won’t be hard
Unless you don’t have no insurance card Now, take a breath, dry your eyes
See, it ain’t so bad to dialysize I am Dr Greenfield with the machine
Going to hook you up and wash your blood clean
It ain’t so bad to dialysize…dialysize….dialysize
(repeats until end)

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